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Top 10 reasons not to get married
For her:
1) The couch is his property (the TV remote control is included).
2) When he sleeps, he snores (not all men but most do).
3) 70% of the time, he is not sensitive when you ask for something.
4) On Sunday morning, wearing only underwear is a rule.
5) On Sunday afternoon, the TV is his property and he does not want to be disturbed (he could bite).
6) His brain can't conceive love movies.
7) The machine is a tool that only he knows how to use.
8) If he disappears from home for more than one day, he is probably at the bar with friends.
9) ... If you can't find him either at the bar, it means that he has fled to Las Vegas with someone else.
10) You will spend your whole life with someone who smells his clothes to see if they are clean enough to wear.. |