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      Spoons   official online magazine of tearooms-chat.com                                Issue   (16)  May-June    2010     page 6
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MY BABIES

Submitted by Bindi

            I  met you here, on the tea rooms

            Chatting and working for the spoons;

            And you become a part of me,

            Don’t cry it is not a tragedy!!!

  

            Knowing a sweet and awesome girl,

            A belly dancer, precious like a pearl,

            The owner of a perfect , great behind

            Each time with cookies on her mind.

 

            Red-bull and vodka, pizza with nutella

            On a short skirt during the rain with no umbrella,

            Saying that sins are half forgiven, or beyond

            Either  she ends up as a nun or married with a blond.

 

            Baby of all the cookies , tarts and pie

            Unless he gets them, he’ll watch how you die,

            Cos Ducky-Pete is waiting 4 his sweets,

            Kills when he's hungry ;that’s the way he greets

            Yet, always ready to create a bunch of kids.

 

            Photographer.The best of all he is,

            I  feel him like a warm and silent summer breeze,

            Making sometimes, mean comments just to tease.

 

The little kitty likes to sing a lot,

            Inside his room or in the little bath.

            Growing each day, he stops to be a child

            Ends as a prince of animals.And wild

            Ramaining yet, as sweet as when he smiled.

           

            No one can have a ponyo like him

            Fearless and following his dream,

            Ice-hokey is his favourite sport of all

            Noisy and “fruitfull” being on each goal.

            I beg him now to choose a shorter nick

            Trying to write this poem made me sick

            I think , next time, I’m gonna use the whip!

 

            Master of sailors on your little boat,

            I  hope you wont be angry for my naughty thought!

            Name it , and I’ll agree to wash your precious  deck,

            Keep your strong hands away from my thin neck,

            You know that otherwise the ship is gonna wreck!

 

 

 

 

Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were


 sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.


    After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear

 that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they

would have to climb flights of stairs to get to their room 
   
      Bill said to Jim and Scott, "let's break the monotony of

this unpleasant   task by concentrating on something

    flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott

interesting.  I'll tell jokes for 25 can tell sad stories the rest

 of the way."

    
      At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim

 began to sing. 
    At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to

 tell sad stories.  "I will  tell my saddest story first,"
he said.  "I left the room key in    the car
!"

Submitted by :- Nari